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At the Garden Centre

(To the tune of the Modern Major General by Gilbert and Sullivan)



We have everything required for gardening in general,

We’ve information vegetable, annual and perennial,

We know the proper growing place for Asters and Azaleas

And what a stunning colour fest you can obtain with dahlias;

And every member of our staff is an NPK adviser

So you will always end up with the ideal fertiliser

And if your lawn is patchy we have that something efficacious

And for ailing Rhododendrons there’s compost ericaceous.

 

We guarantee you colour from January to December

And lists of handy garden tasks - in case you can't remember. 

We have everything you need for gardening in general

We’ve information vegetable, annual and perennial.

We’ve Heuchera and Hedera and Hesssara and Brunnera

And that giant (Rhuburb-looking) water loving Gunnera:

We’ve hostas, herbs and hebes and then some bamboo that’s titanic

And every type of growing medium from peat-free to organic.

 

Or maybe you are looking for that plant that’s more dramatic:

A Cordyline, or a Phormium, or maybe an aquatic:

We have everything required for gardening in general

We’ve information vegetable, annual and perennial.

We’ve got Skimmia, Photinia, Lobivia, Lobelia

And those really quite spectacular, red-flowering Camellia.

And if you want a prickly hedge – we have surely got the answer

That spikiest of all the spikey plants – the good old Pyracantha.



We have frost resistant pots that are really quite voluminous

And bamboo canes and trellises in sizes very numerous;

We’ve got: Salvia, Salvinia, Agapanthus and Dianthus

And the stunningly attractive (fern-like) half-hardy Clianthus.

We've Gingko Tree and Geum and American Gaultheria

And we only serve Free Trade coffee in the cafeteria:

We have everything required for gardening in general

We’ve information vegetable, annual and perennial.









































 
 

 

 

 

 

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